ball ironing
Apparently George Clooney has inspired a "trend" of dudes getting their balls surgically de-wrinkled. Joke's on you, guys! Balls are ALWAYS horrifying!
labiaplasty
Plus! What's your favourite twee euphemism for vagina?
labiaplasty
Ever since I was 11 or 12, my labia have been, how shall we put it, enormous. Monstrous. Excessive.