feet
Y’all, I think feet are way cute and even so I’m sitting here making this "ew" face that is usually reserved for when Ed makes me smell things that have gone off in the fridge.
cute nails
I will be blunt: I wouldn't recommend fingering your girlfriend or yourself with this manicure. External body play only.
i spend way too much time looking at my nails
The first time I polished my nails, I just kind of flailed away at it, like an octopus playing the drums. Except with nail polish. It was a mess.
i spend way too much time looking at my nails
My first try looked like "Star Trek: The Next Generation," in a bad way.
desert island lists
If you were stuck on a desert island, what's the only bottle of nail polish you'd want to have with you? I know what mine would be.
i spend way too much time looking at my nails
Believe me, it's just as weird for me to be advocating for neutral polishes and restrained glamor as it is for you to be reading these words from me. But I have layers! Like a parfait.
i do what twitter tells me to do
bad reviews
Complaining is the natural landscape of wild hyperbole: in which I complain about one product and praise another.
cute shit
I now possess in my collection two of OPI’s utterly ridiculously named Minnie Mouse bottles, and they are just gorgeous.
diy ethos
i spend way too much time looking at my nails
While I've spent years processing my Lee Press-On Nails trauma and disappointment, a whole customized press-on nail industry has grown up.
i spend way too much time looking at my nails
I love changing my nails every day or so –- layering polish is the perfect way to accomplish this without using up all of my free time on any given evening. Imagine me laughing when I say free time.
cute nails
Any manicure that involves whittling is probably more than I actually want to deal with in my living room.
i spend way too much time looking at my nails
I don’t always wear sandals during the summer, but when I do, I wear neon polish on my toenails.
i do what lesley tells me to do
cute nails
This manicure seems practical. Because, you know, practicality is such a consideration in my life.
cute nails