germs
So, handwashing? Is that something we're doing, like, religiously?
showering
25% of French people don't bathe every day and I'm totally okay with that.
babies
A baby is an actual human being with all the disgusting bodily fluids, digestive issues, and wonky toenails of your average frat boy.
arm herpes is a thing
Apparently, you could be eating a strangers' fecal matter at a makeup counter near you. Plus: Tales of my Staph Infection