halloween
I’m used to getting attention for my healthy-looking legs while I sit in my motorized wheelchair, but my brief time at a Halloween house party this past weekend was a straight-up nightmare.
in

Nov 1, 2013 at 2:00pm | 164 comments

halloween
One day I will get an idea and work on a costume more than a day and a half before Halloween. This was not that year.
halloween
I have entered my dog in not one but TWO Halloween pet costume contests this year. Yeah, I have no shame. DEAL WITH IT.
in

Oct 31, 2013 at 5:00pm | 193 comments

movies
halloween
Hi, I'm the woman who lives on the first floor. And you're probably acquainted with my dog who was barking bloody murder.
in

Oct 30, 2013 at 3:00pm | 255 comments

halloween
I have a rule: I can express an opinion without dictating behavior. I now invite you to join me as I break that rule: You can’t wear an ethnicity as a costume. You just can’t.
halloween
what the parenting books don't tell you
nails
false eyelashes
One of the things I love most about Halloween is that it’s the perfect excuse to experiment with all of the beauty looks that you’re too apprehensive to try during the year.
halloween
If I were going to dress up this year, I'd pick one of these.
halloween
I know where I stand (SKANK SUPREME), do you?
in

Oct 22, 2013 at 12:30pm | 197 comments

halloween
What CAN'T we make "sexy" at this point? I am really curious. Sexy Bladder Infection? Sexy Whale? Sexy Space Telescope?
in

Oct 7, 2013 at 3:00pm | 256 comments

jezebel
I can't actually detect anything remotely sexual about the "Naughty Leopard" costume beyond the word "naughty" itself. And is that really enough to condemn it? That one word?
halloween
It's Halloween night, and that means there's still time for one more round of headscratchers from the costuming department. Or, you know, a last-minute costume change. No judging here.
in

Oct 31, 2012 at 2:00pm | 243 comments

halloween
In celebration of my seven-year period anniversary, my dad’s birthday (hi, dad!) and all things strange and Halloween-y, I’ve prepared the perfect creepy, crawly playlist. Join me as I recount MY LAST MENSES STORY, I PROMISE.
halloween
Halloween revels in the macabre and the morbidity of death, the physical state of the lifeless body, the fear of death itself.
in

Oct 29, 2012 at 5:00pm | 77 comments

halloween
zombies
‘Tis the season to be zombie, everyone! So buy some latex and master your growl because we are about to get FREAKY.
halloween
There is so much douchebaggin’ going on in this post, it smells like a vinegar factory. Seriously there is a douchebag in here for real.
in

Oct 24, 2012 at 2:00pm | 114 comments

halloween
Because the best characters in fairy tales are always the bad bitches.
frat boys
My frat house had three flights of stairs in it, so to ensure my safety, I demanded my big, strong frat brothers to carry me from floor to floor all night long while I screamed, “DON’T SPILL MY DRINK!"
in

Oct 24, 2012 at 11:30am | 89 comments