halloween
I’m used to getting attention for my healthy-looking legs while I sit in my motorized wheelchair, but my brief time at a Halloween house party this past weekend was a straight-up nightmare.
in

Nov 1, 2013 at 2:00pm | 164 comments

halloween
One day I will get an idea and work on a costume more than a day and a half before Halloween. This was not that year.
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I have entered my dog in not one but TWO Halloween pet costume contests this year. Yeah, I have no shame. DEAL WITH IT.
in

Oct 31, 2013 at 5:00pm | 193 comments

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I have a rule: I can express an opinion without dictating behavior. I now invite you to join me as I break that rule: You can’t wear an ethnicity as a costume. You just can’t.
what the parenting books don't tell you
halloween
If I were going to dress up this year, I'd pick one of these.
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What CAN'T we make "sexy" at this point? I am really curious. Sexy Bladder Infection? Sexy Whale? Sexy Space Telescope?
in

Oct 7, 2013 at 3:00pm | 256 comments

proposals
I had given up on love, but a year after meeting my boyfriend at Sci Fi Speed Dating, he showed me just how much my outlook had changed.
cosplay
After my pictures started making the rounds on deviantArt, tumblr and 4chan, it became pretty clear that my cosplay brings all the racists to the yard, and they're like…white cosplay is better than yours.
halloween
It's Halloween night, and that means there's still time for one more round of headscratchers from the costuming department. Or, you know, a last-minute costume change. No judging here.
in

Oct 31, 2012 at 2:00pm | 243 comments

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There is so much douchebaggin’ going on in this post, it smells like a vinegar factory. Seriously there is a douchebag in here for real.
in

Oct 24, 2012 at 2:00pm | 114 comments

frat boys
My frat house had three flights of stairs in it, so to ensure my safety, I demanded my big, strong frat brothers to carry me from floor to floor all night long while I screamed, “DON’T SPILL MY DRINK!"
in

Oct 24, 2012 at 11:30am | 89 comments

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Seeing all the photos of fans donning orange jumpsuits and bags of (fake) blue meth filled me up with the warmest feelings one could possibly derive from a show about lying to your family, manufacturing an addictive drug and getting mixed up with the Mexican cartel.
in

Oct 2, 2012 at 12:00pm | 32 comments

halloween
All year long I look forward to October because it is the one month where I get to wet-blanket all over everyone’s good time with my annoying cultural analysis.
clothing
I basically don't know how I'd make any decisions if not for you.
advice
All I want for Christmas is to know how much to tip the awesome people in my life.
49ers
Believe me, I'm trying to remain calm, but it's hard with all these people gettin' up in my grill.
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costumes
I wore a TON of make-up on Halloween and yet it was still fresh by 6 am. Wanna know why?
costumes
Look what showed up at our office Halloween party.
in

Oct 28, 2011 at 2:39pm | 0 comments