bad dates
When I walked in, I was greeted by both the overwhelming stench of his cologne and the sinking feeling that Keith was not, as I had assumed, gay.
celebrities
While my peers swooned over the New Kids, I was wondering just how to go about contacting James Caan -- in my pants.
paula deen
Paula Deen finally broke down and said sorry. But why should she have to?
in

Jun 24, 2013 at 10:00am | 421 comments

addiction
Why is it that we almost seem to worship addiction among one class of people while regarding other addicts as among the lowest of the low?
beautiful
We're not saying Gwyneth Paltrow isn't beautiful, but we just think People could, y'know. Branch out a bit.
sex
But we're glad they're not because now there's a chance we'll have sex with them.
body
Sometimes I wonder if I will ever be able to just put something in my mouth again without having to THINK so hard about it.
in

Oct 26, 2012 at 1:00pm | 194 comments

celebrities
ALSO: Katie Holmes loves her Isabel Marant boots, world reacts with disgust.
catherine zeta-jones
I'm not sure exactly why I care about the latest celebrity romantic casualty. But ... I kind-of do. Just a little.
death
Why is a celebrity's path toward serious health problems or death something to take macabre delight in, while a woman discussing the ordinary and often very mundane facts of death is someone to shut down?
celebrities
haircuts
Alexa Chung's Eurasian, I'm Eurasian -- it made complete scientific sense that her hair would look amazing on me too!
celebrities
Despite the evidence (or lack thereof), “legal justice” takes on a bizarre new meaning within the intersection of fame and infamy.
celebrities
Friends and fans of Lee Thompson Young and Gia Allemand are reeling from the shock of their suicides, asking, "Why?" But we have an inkling of why: because mental illness is indiscriminate, and it's not being treated effectively.
amanda lepore
I've always been obsessed with the world's number one transexual icon -- so I almost died doing this interview! And I learned a ton: She goes to my gym! She used to have sex on rohypnol! Ketamine makes her hallucinate that her heels are breaking! ZOMIGOD, read on!
joan crawford
A selection of the wackiest advice from Mommie Dearest.
celebrities
Screaming and crying like a Girl Scout at a One Direction concert is NOT OKAY.
kim kardashian
Kim's earnestly expressed desire to meet someone and have kids, her drive to do the most work she can, her quickness to tears of joy, sorrow, or frustration -- we could be twins were it not for my short hair and the complete lack of Armenian blood coursing through my stocky, English peasant veins.
lady gaga
This week, Lady Gaga is releasing her first perfume called “FAME,” but you already knew that. Its official release is Wednesday, but as your resident boy beauty writer and secret super fan, I had to smell it sooner.
sandra bullock
Maybe the reason it was so hard to get any information about Sandra Bullock’s life in Austin was that Sandra Bullock did not want anyone to know anything about Sandra Bullock’s life in Austin.
aussie
celebrities
Who doesn't love it when famous people do good?