all-girls schools
Or are all my friends just enormous weirdos?
pregnancy
After I gave birth, the breasts remained, and as the rest of my body shrank, they became a more and more pronounced part of my physique. I felt, frankly, pornographic.
small boobs
I wish I could cut the fat off from inside my thighs and stuff it in my boobs.
plastic surgery
“Can you run out to CVS for me? I need an X-Acto knife, a roll of gauze and a bottle of Suave conditioner.”
breasts
Thank you, kind sir, for letting me know that my boobs fall under the general umbrella of “large and therefore attractive.”
in

Feb 3, 2014 at 12:00pm | 436 comments

breasts
To really kick off this weekly column the right way, I’m going to overshare about my breasts. Again.
orgasms
At least one weekend each month, I'm woken up from a kinky midday-nap dream in the best possible way.
school
In 6th grade, I didn’t realize like I do now the impact of a white woman calling out the size of my body and its parts.
boobs
As shocking as it may sound, it is possible to convey that a character is interested in sex and relationships without physically stripping her naked for us to look at. It happens with dudes all the time.
breasts
In her op-ed, Angelina wrote: “I can tell my children that they don’t need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer." Unfortunately, I know that's not true.
in

May 15, 2013 at 3:00pm | 43 comments

boobs
I have been sized by so many salespeople that I feel I may never trust again.
in

May 3, 2013 at 11:00am | 248 comments

breasts
Now what’s beef? Beef is when a bitch’s titties looking like they sleep. –Trina (One of her illest lyrics!)
mastectomy
We all have something in our genetics that makes us susceptible to some sort of illness. Maybe it’s cancer, maybe it’s diabetes, maybe it’s thyroid issues. I am lucky and unlucky that I know what my time bomb is.
plastic surgery
Silicone DDs in the same body with a brain that produces legitimate, well-reasoned criticisms of the patriarchy is kind of a hard sell, and I get it.
breasts
No one had ever told me that breasts, especially large, heavy ones, are meant to dangle, that they don't grow straight out from your chest at a 90-degree angle and then hover there in a state of readiness for a teen sex comedy reveal.
in

Oct 11, 2012 at 4:55pm | 263 comments

breasts
boobs
Just as India Jewel-Jackson lavishes her ass with TLC, my boobs demand luxury treatment.
in

Aug 29, 2012 at 10:00am | 61 comments

babies
About that time I squirted my son's father in the eye with a fountain of breast milk.
boob job
I received an email yesterday about "a very sad study" by bestplasticsurgeryguide.com suggesting that "women feel more confident in bed after undergoing breast enlargements."
in

May 31, 2012 at 2:00pm | 101 comments

breast cancer
There’s nothing like getting your boobs squished between two plastic paddles to really get the blood flowing in the morning.
areolae
I guess some people never found their stepdad's cache of 1970s porn.
breasts
I was fortunate enough to have four nipples. Granted the third and fourth were a good three inches below my primaries, and they were small. But I didn’t like them.