11 Topics I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including Another Thing About The NFL

Also, have you ever had a mullet?
Publish date:
October 4, 2014

If you've been to this week's Open Thread, you already know that we welcomed an exciting new managing editor, Eugenia.

Among Eugenia's many important managerial responsibilities: trying to get our contributing editors to write about the topics Emily and Lesley, in all their wisdom, want them to write about. This is her first week, though, so a relatively high (and lucky!) number of stories went unwritten-about on xoJane. Such as:

So if you want to write about these subjects or -- much better as these are a bit dated now -- anything else for xoJane, try sending a pitch to the new girl at, yep, Eugenia@xoJane.com.