Twelve Things I couldn't Get Anyone to Write About This Week

Which would you have wanted us to cover?
Publish date:
July 21, 2012

And who specifically would you have wanted to write about these, so we can lay into key contributors about how much they have let you down?

Also, if you notice a lot of Daily Mail links in here in particular, that's because The Daily Mail is Emily's spirit animal.

Hope you are having weekends!

YSL Facebook palette Pot-smoking moms tired of being judged by wine drinkers -- can we get a mom who uses even harder drugs maybe? 4chan hacks to make rape jokes Why 6-year-old girls want to be sexy Casino waitresses can work if they're pregnant as long as they don't gain too much weight"I don't have anything to say about this story, it's just my favorite thing ever in the world" (that's Emily) go snuggle this lady and write about it Did Scientologists force this woman to have an abortion Dads are the most embarrassing parents le-2174703/Dads-voted-embarrassing-parent-kids.html?ITO=1490

new documentary about purity balls Lana Del Ray beauty tutorial based on H&M ad Get pregnant at 25 if you want a high-powered career (this is a few weeks old, maybe it's been around?)