I Love You, You! I Love You, Weekend! Here's Your Open Thread

Welcome to this week's super sexy open thread.
Publish date:
May 17, 2013

Not sure why I wrote in the dek (publishing nonword for the teaser words that appear between the headline and this part) that this open thread is sexy, because how can I possibly know that it will be?

Maybe this week we'll make it sad or funny. Or we could talk about sex. Or all three. Welcome to it, whatever it is. What's on your minds, most beautiful ones?