Jane Pratt, Worst Mom in the World: Sext Edition

Publish date:
September 1, 2011
parenting, worst mom in the world

This loop is what is coming out of my daughter's laptop right now and much of the time in my house. I assumed the lyrics were "Touch me," but of course they are "Text me! And we'll see how interactive we can be with one another. Don't hesitate to communicate cause I'm here all alone and don't know what to do. Text me!" I'd rather it be about making out or sex or something where at least the words were a little less contrived. But the tune is really catchy.

We had a good talk last night before bed about how you get a guy/girl to go out with you. She's 8.