It's Hard Being a Girl, Part 2

Publish date:
January 17, 2011

I just sat down on a toilet seat in someone's home and there was pee on it and it made me wonder why we've become so mistrustful. Do women get so used to squatting that they do it at home too without thinking? I am overly trusting, hug the FedEx guy for giving me a package and sit in pee about once a week -- and I still don't worry about it when I do.

Then again, I'm also the one who let the massage guy at the place in Chinatown use his saliva instead of (the readily available) lotion while massaging my feet that time and then came down with some stomach virus the next day, so don't listen to me on this one.