And who specifically would you have wanted to write about these, so we can lay into key contributors about how much they have let you down?
Also, if you notice a lot of Daily Mail links in here in particular, that's because The Daily Mail is Emily's spirit animal.
Hope you are having weekends!
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Pot-smoking moms tired of being judged by wine drinkers -- can we get a mom who uses even harder drugs maybe? http://moms.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/07/16/12752632-pot-smoking-moms-tired-of-being-judged-by-wine-drinkers?lite
4chan hacks feminism.org to make rape jokes
Why 6-year-old girls want to be sexy
Casino waitresses can work if they're pregnant as long as they don't gain too much weight
"I don't have anything to say about this story, it's just my favorite thing ever in the world" (that's Emily)
Somebody go snuggle this lady and write about it
Did Scientologists force this woman to have an abortion
Dads are the most embarrassing parents le-2174703/Dads-voted-embarrassing-parent-kids.html?ITO=1490
new documentary about purity balls
Lana Del Ray beauty tutorial based on H&M ad
Get pregnant at 25 if you want a high-powered career (this is a few weeks old, maybe it's been around?)