11 Things We Didn't Write About This Week but That You Might Want to Comment On, Including the Guy Who Destroyed Donald Trump'’s Walk of Fame Star and the Woman Now Guarding It

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Publish date:
October 30, 2016
HIllary Clinton, Donald Trump

If you’re feeling like you want to hack up your surroundings with a pickax (tomorrow being Halloween and all), or if you'd just rather nerd out about comedy sketches, or if you’d rather do none of the above, there's still probably a news story in this link roundup that will suit your current commenting whims. If we left something happening in this world you want to talk about out, by all means, share that in the comments, too.

Secret’s new deodorant ads take on transgender discrimination. [The Frisky]

The dude who destroyed Donald Trump’s Walk of Fame star says he did it for sexual assault survivors. [NY Post]

Twist! Now a homeless woman is keeping watch over Trump’s star. [NY Post]

Don’t drink and drive and take topless selfies. [AP News]

David S. Pumpkins. That is all. [Vulture]

The words "Hillary," "Clinton" and "email" are making headlines again, and this time, it's apparently Anthony Weiner's fault. [New York Times]

Drake and Taylor Swift are probably not dating — but any excuse to post Rihanna reaction GIFs is a good one. [USA TODAY]

A former employee is speaking out against Chipotle's "shady practices." [CNN Money]

Donald Trump says he has a “New Deal for Black Americans.” [NBC News]

The new MacBook Pro literally puts emojis at your fingertips. [CNET]

There might be a Will & Grace revival in the works. [TV Line]

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