7 Things I Couldn't Get Anybody To Write About THIS Week

I didn't threaten or bribe anyone this week, so naturally, there are cool topics we didn't cover.
Publish date:
October 13, 2012

Happy Saturday! Yes, it's that time where I bitch about all the topics I couldn't get anyone on staff to cover. I'm pretty hurt that we're not talking about Sarah Palin and how our mothers made us drunks. I must mention that, to my staffers credit, due to my own personal bed-bug fun-time adventure, I didn't really have the energy to pressure anyone.

It's your mom's fault you're a drunk

Too broke for babies?

Another round of engagement ring judging -- now Jen Aniston's is TOO BIG [I have to admit that I wasn't that into this one myself as I love Jen, have known her for 25 years or so and didn't want to further fuel this ridiculousness, even though by showing you this now, I guess I just did.]

Sarah Palin has slimmed down for release of her diet and fitness book

Your boyfriend

Why won't you protect college princesses instead of hooking up with them, MENZ?

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