6 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including Cheaters Named Wayne

Everyone knows you can't trust a Wayne. I mean, right?
Publish date:
April 12, 2014

Did you guys hear about the Oklahoma town that counter-protested the hell out of the Westboro Baptist Church? That was Emily's hometown! But she didn't write about it. Oh, Emily.

But that's not the only thing that didn't get written about. Check out these untouched topics:

Would you name your baby after a TV character? Tell me which one and also which of these stories you would've wanted to read from an xoJaner's point of view. Bonus points for telling me which xoJaner should've written it.