5 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including Deceivingly Youthful Butts

So let me know if you want to write about that, or something else, for xoJane. It's pretty much that simple.
Publish date:
April 5, 2014

There are never just five things or eight things or even 100 things that don't get written about here. We fling ideas at each other all day long, and there just isn't enough time and brainpower to turn them all into stories. Granted, some of the ideas are probably not so interesting, but here are some of the things that couldn't find an author this week:

Would you have taken on any of these assignments? I'd love, love, love to hear what you find interesting enough to read about. I'll be checking into the comments to find out. (And if there's something else you want to write about, send it to pitches@xojane.com and there's a damn good chance we will assign it to you and pay you and all that. xo)