5 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including The Life Expectancy Of Homophobes

If topics had feelings, these would be dejected.
Publish date:
February 22, 2014

I wonder if our remote editors and regular writers might have snail-mailed their stories to the old office -- we all know how much Marianne loves mail -- because otherwise, none of them felt like writing about these topics.

Obviously, I want to see photos of your would-be symmetrical faces in the comments. And of course, if you want to write about any of these topics -- or any topics -- you should send us an email to pitches@xojane.com. But if you just want to be penpals, send actual mail to our new office address: 229 West 43rd St. Or come by and visit!