4 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including Something That Could Kill Your Marriage And Then You

Also: Do you know anyone who bought those foot-shaped shoes? (Don't worry -- they're not what's killing you and your marriage.)
Publish date:
May 10, 2014

I'm so proud of my staff! They really came through with the topics I wanted covered, and I'm just floating on air over it. Or maybe it's the chair massage I got in the office yesterday.Anyway, here are the mere four things that didn't find a home on the site this week:

That last one would be a hell of a beauty dare! About half of our office-situated staffers have at least one tattoo, but I think I'd want it to be a writer's very first. After all, it's temporary! I've dealt with bedbugs enough in recent years, so this definitely isn't the body art for me.Which of these stories would you most want to read? What else not listed above would get you clicking and commenting? Go ahead and assign some stuff to my writers!