11 Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including Initiating Sex

Another week, another dollar.
Publish date:
July 13, 2013

Here we go again! Really quick, here are the topics that our editor's list wouldn't write about. This week was fun and brainstormy -- lots of laughing on the floor and performing cult initiation rituals (more on that later), so you can guess that my priority was not forcing these lovelies to write stuff. Here are the timely topics that you will most likely never read about on this site:

Which of these topics are you especially bummed to see missing?