Would you answer or not answer Brad P's call?

Publish date:
September 7, 2011
jane's stuff

I'm not big on talking on the phone, never have been. But I'm even slacker at listening to voicemails. Which is all to say that if you want to see Brad Pitt for free, go here! And a (name-drop, name-drop, NAME-DROP) little tidbit to reward/punish (depending on your perspective on my name-drops) you for doing so: The first three or so times I saw Mr. Pitt in person, he extended his hand and said, "I'm Brad." Which I found nice, humble, endearing. And then I responded, "And of course you know who the fuck I AM (gesturing toward my own face)!". Ok, not really about that second part, but the first part about Brad P is all true. Woo-hoo! Have a great evening!