What's Down YOUR Pants? A Party Game

Publish date:
January 17, 2013

Not really a party game.

Okay, so Miss Emily, WHO I LOVE, just realized she has been walkingaround with a broken hair tie in her sheer tights all day. Whichrivals a story from Marci (welcome Marci Robin, another new recruitfor the same project I didn't tell you yesterday that Annie is workingon!) in which she found a strong cheese wrapper down her pants. Or,marginally related, when I went to pay my part of a bill at an outdoorrestaurant and a tampon -- which had no wrapper and had been in thebottom on my bag and soaked up a burst Advil liquijel -- fell out ontothe table.

Hmmm, what's your story? And is it matronizing that I call myemployees Miss Mandy and Miss Lesley and, now, Miss Marci?