The hazards of pot smoking

Publish date:
December 14, 2011

These are my current clean teeth. However, when I woke up this morning, I couldn't figure out for at least a half hour what in the hell was stuck in my teeth from last night. Chicken? Didn't taste like chicken. Ham? Wrong color. Finally... It is the wax from the delicious cheese I ate all the way past the rind in bed before falling asleep. I have been known to eat whole apples, watermelons' green parts, peach and plum pits (easier than spitting them out), so I went for it and, instead of gnawing up against the waxy casing as I usually Jane-etiquettely (I know, self in third person) do, I just ate the wax around the cheese too. Disgusting? Maybe. But more important: As you are weighing in about whether or not I should become a pothead, bear in mind this.

Can you imagine what I would eat if I were high? What weird things do you eat, especially at night, high or not high? xo