I just found this perfectly preserved and better-ripened plum from yesterday morning's office fruit basket in the bottom of my backpack. Now, that's a find! It could have turned out badly, as I keep electronics and work papers and bills and stuff in here too, but this time it went my way and is now making a nice snack on my way back to the office.
Even more interesting or not, as I was changing for bed last night, I took off my bra and found an apple seed in my cleavage! Besides the fruit cornucopia theme abounding here, it made me want to ask you:
What have you found in your cleavage? Interesting answers will make me feel more like an acceptable human AND will qualify you to call in to our weekly staff meeting tomorrow, where I will be giving away a big secret that is kind of related to cleavage too (but you can't tell anyone).
Does that make sense? If not, I will claim that it is because I'm typing this quickly and excitedly on my phone (as usual).
PS I may even give away some swag from our xojane/xovain editorial summit last week, along with The Secret.
PPS Oh, I just remembered that yesterday, I pulled an apple STEM with gum on the end of it out of this very same bag. Olivia sweetly said it was like "a little piece of art."