Or, if you are your own boss, what do you tell yourself? Or if you are the boss of other people, what do you do when they come in from a loooong lunch? (Bonus points if you also would say something inappropriate like my hookup joke here. Negative points if you take it seriously and point out that I'm being codependent or enabling. Oh, just kidding either way.)
And clearly Emily has some pretty solid job security here at xoJane, huh? And how's your Monday?