Because we love it and you. If others on this list want to disagree, feel free.
What have you been doing with all that free time you weren't spending with us?
Instead of joining our weekly staff meeting today, you can watch some of last week's. Or skip it and just say hi.
Help me be funny and I will pay you in booze (or something else you love) and a party!
We're moving offices! Sooooo... who wants my breast pillows? (One to a customer.)
And which words have you seen once too often lately?