Write me mean things and I will show those too so this doesn't seem so self-serving....
Which 80s/90s women's magazine are you?
I'm a born matchmaker.
Because there is exactly ONE Step to a Bikini Body and we all know it.
I'm here to answer your questions!
Interesting answers will make me feel more like an acceptable human AND will qualify you to call in to our weekly staff meeting tomorrow.
Tell me, tell me, because your answers make my days almost as much as this gift did!