Poooooor Bryan, Part 13,675

Publish date:
March 28, 2012

Last night I reverted to my old ways and worked through the night. (I wanted to catch up because I felt behind in work after yesterday with its totally kooky 2-hour doctor experience that I can't wait to tell you about -- it was up there with

when that masseur used his saliva instead of lotion on me.


Bryan alone is the lucky recipient of about 20 emails, right Bryan? Imagine waking up to a series of notes from your boss with the subject line "tomorrow" that started being produced when tomorrow meant tomorrow and end when tomorrow means NOW. Sorry Bryan!

Everyone else, as you'll see here, we have a great Makeunder coming right up for you, if you like that sort of thing. And another big-name celebrity contributing something which I am not showing you in these emails to keep the suspense. Who do you think/hope? Gooooood morning!