PS I don't sit like a lady and therefore was unintentionally flashing people in my spanx yesterday thanks to the aforementioned pee hole. Spanx people, how do you expect us to deal with this issue?
We would love to invite you to join a crazy gathering we are having today, whatever your name is or isn't.
This just happened.
What do I do?
And tell me what we can do when this person is here!
Cher, Beyonce, Mariah and Grumpy Cat. And who are you hanging out with this fine day?