PS I don't sit like a lady and therefore was unintentionally flashing people in my spanx yesterday thanks to the aforementioned pee hole. Spanx people, how do you expect us to deal with this issue?
And teach me how to say "weed" without sounding like a total poser.
What does a bullseye rash mean?
Weirdest one gets a prize!
And don't make me use the newfangled portmanteau "Framily."
First, tell us how bored you are.
And how's your Monday?