Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: Drugs and Crime Editon

Publish date:
October 10, 2011
drugs, worst mom in the world, Charlotte

I relish these moments, because I don't know how many more years I've got of Charlotte wanting to hang out with me over friends.... I pray she'll have no life and be one of those cat-girls (hate-mail goes below in the comments, crazy cat-ladies!) who lives with me when she's 70 and I'm 110.

But until then: I asked her to redo my phone backgrounds for me this morning because she finds and chooses such cool things. I thanked her and praised her for a job well done; it wasn't 'til everyone at the office looked at my screen, as I was showing it off, and told me it says things like "Cable Porn Needs You!" "Psychedelic Milk" and "Meglio di Niente" (translation, please?). Well, I still like it and am sticking with it.