Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: Sex Toy Edition

Nov 29, 2011 at 5:12pm | Leave a comment

On my late-lunch break, I grabbed Charlotte (8) to take her shopping for cheap crap to put in goody bags for her bday party (9!) this weekend. (By the way, what happened to the good old days when you just gave the guests their FREE bday cake and piñata candy or whatever, pinned the tail on the donkey and shoved them out the door? Recently, the present Char brought to a kid's birthday party was also one of FIVE gifts in the goody bags she and all of the other guests brought home. Oh Lordy.)

 

Anyway... We went to this off-the-beaten-path place where I had seen good deals in the window. Well, what do you know, Charlotte found an Adult section (as seen here with my model/friend Amy) and went behind the tinseled curtain. There was no sign saying not to, fyi. Of course lots of questions followed. (Who wants a confetti-covered-penis-shaped silver centerpiece? That's my question, not Charlotte's.) Okay, before I tell you what I did, tell me what you would do in this situation....

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