But I Dumped YOU!

May 23, 2013 at 1:07pm | Leave a comment

I'm having a random (and lovely -- you?) day, so am showing you
randomness from within this phone -- kind of the way I used to
constantly do in the old days.

While it may seem that this post should somehow be tied to the
Lululemon post that went up today, I can't even create a fake tie-in.
This email I just got bugged me, because aren't good return policies
so important? And because I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST! Jeez! Brought me
right back to that night outside Mudd library when I, sobbing, gave
Bruce Cooley a note with a breakup poem on it that I had written
(quoting a Bruce Springsteen song about Janey saying it was time to go
-- god knows) because I wanted it to seem like I was breaking up with
him, even though he was already clearly in love with Alessandra and
rejecting me.

Xo and more randomness to come, my folks!

Posted in Jane's Phone