You are too darn young (ageist, sorry). And my phone is currently working!! So youngun Madeline thought it would be funny to bring me this printout of the letter I wrote you -- which if I call it a newsletter, even I'd have no interest in reading, and which you can read if you like by going
-- in font that's like size .0247 or something. Haha. I do still like to print out certain things to read them. I do still like books made of PAPER AND CARDBOARD. I can still read without putting on my glasses and do it too often, but not this crazy size. How's your eyesight? How's your day? Mine is lovely, after a troublesome yesterday. I like to hear when our cycles are in sync. Speaking of which, do you also have your period right now? I'm day two. I know you want to know that!