A) Not that kind of XXX. For that, go here.
B) I'm not having an affair. I've never had one. Well, I did, but I was the "other woman" and didn't realize it/want to realize it because I was being lied to. But in any case, if one were having an affair, I'm guessing this would not be how it would be programmed into one's phone. I am now thinking of fake names people would use for that and wondering. Ok, back to work. Oh, this is work. Whoopee!