Happy Birthday, Beautiful Gwyneth!

Publish date:
September 27, 2011

I was going to call her Gwynnie, but that would be even worse than when I write Court for Courteney somehow, don't you think? And your opinions on Noni for Winona Ryder are also welcome, as, yes, I have said that. All so obnoxious. Anyway, happiest bday to the much-classier-than-I Ms Paltrow! I adore you.