And teach me how to say "weed" without sounding like a total poser.
Also: Rabbits, rabbits, rabbits.
Also: Who has time to listen to voicemails anymore? I think if you don't get the person, better to reach them by sending a text or email, but maybe that's just me and my 104 piled-up voicemails I must get to.
ALSO: Please don't forget to vote for what I should wear on TV this week (and for the rest of my life). I can really still use your wisdom there. Xo and I hope you are having exactly the Saturday you want. If not, make it so. (Sorry if that sounded preachy or dictatorial -- you can have the Saturday you don't want also, if you want or feel you don't have a choice.) xo again