I am off in a disclosed location where I am having those ongoing problems letting you see what's on my phone as much as I'd like -- and by the way, I'd like a lot, such as you taking my phone yourself and listening to all my voicemails and reading my emails and prank-texting my friends and whatever else strikes you to do with a phone (vibrate function duh). I am here bringing home the bacon for little ones Emily, Lesley, Corynne, Mandy, Madeline and Olivia. And of course the undeserving Tyler. And enjoying you guys continuing to email me as you do with your thoughts and ideas for this here site.
Also, I will show you all of the images and texts Miss Courtney sent me if you guess who is in them. Or something like that. I'm rushing to a presentation. Just tell me if you want to see them or not.