No joke, I am really good at it. I set up two couples on blind dates who are now happily married with kids (hi, Molly Shannon! Couldn't resist a name-drop! Sorry I got so drunk at your wedding that I gave a speech when I wasn't supposed to! Did I cut off Will Farrell? Or Jimmy Fallon? Or David Spade? I can't remember. Bonus name-drops, though!).
I just use my psychic intuitive powers and it works. If you want me to set you up, tell me your preferences, if any, and location (if you, unlike me, actually like to live in the same town as the person) and I will do it for you. Love/live to help you out.
PS Monica, you're next! Xo