Be my friend and become famous!

Publish date:
October 26, 2011

Oh, I'm just kidding and I know this theme is getting a little old, but see how slippery "fame" is? Anyway, my specialty is in dating artists who then move on and become wealthy and famous when I am no longer dating them. But we stay friends. And it's great. Recently, a colleague of mine (hi Giles!) suggested that instead of a pre-nup, I always ask for a percentage of future earnings. It was a funny joke. I don't care about the money, though. I am happy for all of my friends who get what they want out of life, whatever that may be (kids, no kids, wives, a cat, world fame, a pair of old sneakers, I don't know -- and there are upsides and downsides to all of those things, of course). Riiiiiight? Xo