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We would love to invite you to join a crazy gathering we are having today, whatever your name is or isn't.
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We are starting our staff meeting in a little under an hour, which is why I'm…
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Apr 9, 2014 at 1:25pm | 0 comments

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This just happened.
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Apr 3, 2014 at 6:15pm | 53 comments

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What do I do?
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Mar 17, 2014 at 7:00pm | 196 comments

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And tell me what we can do when this person is here!
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Mar 14, 2014 at 4:46pm | 32 comments

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Cher, Beyonce, Mariah and Grumpy Cat. And who are you hanging out with this fine day?
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Mar 10, 2014 at 2:16pm | 25 comments

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What have you been doing with all that free time you weren't spending with us?
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Mar 6, 2014 at 1:20pm | 181 comments

jane's phone
Instead of joining our weekly staff meeting today, you can watch some of last week's. Or skip it and just say hi.
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Mar 5, 2014 at 2:49pm | 21 comments

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Help me be funny and I will pay you in booze (or something else you love) and a party!
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Feb 26, 2014 at 10:14am | 101 comments

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My puppies, Lemon and Balloon, clearly want you to be theirValentines! Full…
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Feb 14, 2014 at 12:20pm | 0 comments

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We're moving offices! Sooooo... who wants my breast pillows? (One to a customer.)
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Feb 11, 2014 at 7:00pm | 66 comments

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And which words have you seen once too often lately?
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Feb 10, 2014 at 11:15am | 187 comments

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Yes, that was the first and last pun you will ever see from me
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Feb 4, 2014 at 2:51pm | 76 comments

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I love being parodied!
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Jan 23, 2014 at 3:41pm | 853 comments

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What pranks should I pull?
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Jan 22, 2014 at 3:16pm | 0 comments

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Watch and then let me know how much you agree or disagree with me.
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Jan 16, 2014 at 12:39pm | 40 comments

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Please come and learn our secret to happiness.
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Jan 15, 2014 at 12:44pm | 0 comments

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What is on your mind today?
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Jan 14, 2014 at 3:07pm | 143 comments

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Let's count the ways!
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Jan 11, 2014 at 2:13pm | 0 comments

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It was too cold in our offices today, so we were all instructed towork from…
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Jan 9, 2014 at 2:06pm | 0 comments

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To join our gathering today (sometimes referred to as a staffmeeting…
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Jan 8, 2014 at 12:26pm | 0 comments

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This is what is on the floor of my taxi as I head to work this coldmorning. Care…
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Jan 7, 2014 at 8:55am | 0 comments

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I'm happy to introduce you to your new family member, Rebecca!
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Jan 6, 2014 at 3:52pm | 44 comments