OPEN THREAD: What's Your Favorite Spooky Conspiracy?

Lesley is executive editor today which means she will publish all my crazy because she just GETS me.
Publish date:
November 7, 2013
open thread, UFOS, bigfoot, out of my gourd, unexplained phenomena, m-rated

You guys know that Lesley is running the website right now. You know she is weird, right? Emily is my soulmate mother hen who I would actually die without, but what about Lesley? LESLEY JUST GETS ME. She understands what I mean when I say that one day "they" are going to come get me. She knows who "they" are and if she didn't have such a perfect life, she would want to go away with "them" too.

I don't know if you saw this:

But I took it to heart. I am actually going to do the Bigfoot fashion thing, but that requires research. So right now I want to tell you about something very close to my heart: The Dyatlov Pass Incident.

This shit is cray.

Nine explorers just go up to the mountains to do some casual level III mountaineering. About two weeks later they send out a search party to find them. Their bodies were found barefoot in the woods, tongueless, wearing radioactive clothes. If that doesn't explain the existence of aliens, I don't know what does.

You are all smart, and I know you are all weirdos, don't front. You are all into things that make no sense because we all want a to feel the warm hug of reassurance that the unknown is spectacular, interesting and otherworldly and not just plain old hypothermia.

So what is your weird thing? Aliens? Feral Children? Bigfoot? The Sounds of Hell? Reptilians In The White House? Skull and Bones? What do you know nothing about but have a pretty good idea that it is more than meets the evidence?

Educate me in the comments. I want to know more about what I know nothing about.