This Is Why I Can't Have Nice Things

Where's a crafty intern when you need one?

Aug 23, 2011 at 6:02pm | Leave a comment

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I swear, I am the worst at this kind of thing. I tried to decorate my area in the new office with this Dolly Parton wall decal and dots, but I screwed up the whole bottom part with Dolly's guitar and everything so now you can't even tell what she's doing! She could be masturbating. Where are Dolly's hands?!?

This is what it's supposed to look like/where you can buy one.