Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
This is not a place where you'll be judged for your current state of inebriation. In fact, it's more than fine if you are buzzed when you read this... but not too buzzed that you can't remember the security code on the back of your credit card.
Even if you're sober, the point here, especially in a week of a not-so-great election outcome (or maybe great, depending on how you voted), is that you share the thing you most want to buy, just bought, or plan to buy this this week.
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