Just shoutin' out a guy who deserves ALL THE PROPS for being SO DAMN FUNNY.
Make sure to take your makeup off before you go to bed.
Damn, my neck is going to be cold this winter.
By choosing the perfect gift, you have a chance to shine in the little sliver of light they may allow you.
Now is definitely the time to buy a knit-your-own-cardigan kit (and maybe drink some water).
And also, your new motto.