What Embarrassing Ringtones Do You Have On Your Phone?

The other day I lay in bed when I got a call. I woke up to, "Everybody get up / Everybody get up / Hey, hey, hey / Hey, hey, hey / Hey, hey, hey."
Publish date:
February 10, 2014
open thread, phones, open threads, embarrassing, ringtones

I remember reading an interview with Katie Couric once where she revealed her ringtone was the Pussycat Dolls "Don't Cha (Wish Your Girlfriend Was (Hot Like Me)." That cracked me up. I like the idea of her interrogating Sarah Palin and it just...going off.

But let's be honest. An embarrassing ringtone is kind of awesome.

I met a girl once who put the "Psycho" theme song ringtone on especially for her boss. Another friend had "At Last" for her fiance.

I used to have "What a Wonderful World" on my phone, and before that "Super Bass." But I recently downloaded the most idiotic one of all: "Blurred Lines." I think I need something respectable. Or perhaps more embarrassing. What ringtone do you use? Oh and do you personalize for different people in your life? Also, do you have a special tone for texts? I used to use "Sherwood Forest" but then it got to be everyone was using "Sherwood Forest" and yeah, we can't have that.

Tell me your tones! And help me choose something better than "Blurred Lines," by which you can probably just write: "That would be anything, dude."


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