Obnoxiously Objectifying Thursdays! Part VII: Kyle MacLachlan

Though I’ve called this Kyle MacLachlan we’re really talking about Agent Dale Cooper, the heartbreakingly gorgeous FBI man of David Lynch’s Twin Peaks, with a passion for cherry pie and strong black coffee.

I am yet to meet a female who’s seen Twin Peaks and hasn’t instantly crushed out on the good guy FBI Agent.

So clean cut, so wise, so kind, and so moral - he even managed to resist the charms of Audrey Horne. If only I’d ever been let down that gently *sigh*

“Diane, I'm holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies.”

Like most girls it’s the bad guy that really catches my eye, but Coop is the exception to this rule, his boy scout thumbs up stole my heart. And that’s even before we get to the fact that this is a man who let’s fictional giants and dwarves dictate his investigations. He even sells Tibetan and Native American mythology as a totally legitimate and logical way of solving crime.

But before we write him off as a total goodie-two shoes bore remember (for those who’ve seen Twin Peaks) he’s not afraid to break the rules. Those exploits with the Book House Boys? Crossing the border into Canada and saving Audrey? Yep, he’s pretty much perfect.

If ever there was a dream man it’s Agent Dale. Damn fine.

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