Olivia found this crazy candle called "Man Town." The picture is obviously a guy with a remote. You know dreaming about GUY SHIT.

But it prompted Emily and I to wonder... what the hell does Man Town smell like?

Sweaty musk and tender kisses?

Motorcycle grease and hot dogs?

Axe Body Spray and Subway sandwiches?

A bouquet of roses and a bag of dicks?

Please give us your thoughts on this pressing matter.

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