Make Your P$@&y a Peacock! The Newest WTF Grooming Trend

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Jan 19, 2012 at 6:00pm | Leave a comment

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Thanks to a post on Glamour.com, I was made aware that Completely Bare, the franchise that brought us vajazzling, has declared animal pelts the hottest thing to stick on your lady bits. 

The salons now offers both the "Carnivale Bikini" and the "Foxy Bikini". Yes, ladies, (and probably gents too if you'd like), you can now, for a mere hundred plus bones, decorate your nethers with fox fur or bird feathers.

It lasts at least three days too! Oh joy! I hope the thing doesn't molt off - can you imagine? What a beach vacation buzzkill. 

Now, I'm all for personal expression. Whatever you wanna rock, you rock it. However, I can't help but wonder why Completely Bare feels the need to "dress up" our vaginas. I mean seriously are they not pretty enough on their own? Not enticing enough? Not worthy or royal enough? 

In my head, every time I flip back to one of these images, of a feathered vagina, or a fox fur teased bush, I can't help but hear a smattering of Carol Adams quotes flipping through my head. Putting aside my own vegan feminist disgust at the idea of supergluing fox pelts to my parts, I'm seriously flummoxed by this new wave of vagina glamour. 

I mean really - we need to dress it up? What's next, the Franken-bikini? The werewolf bikini? (Actually, that would be sort of awesome). 

So weigh in fellow readers and commenters, what do you think of this new service? Would you do it? Have you done it? Better yet, if you were getting down to business and your partner presented you with a peacock pussy, how would you react?