How Should I Respond to This Publicist?

Here's a fun game we can play.
Publish date:
May 15, 2012
what the publicists are sending

Here's a game we can play. This unidentified publicist is too lazy to actually look at our website and would like me to fill in the blanks for her.

I suggested a simple response.

Jane bested me.

Cat popped up at the last minute with the dark-horse entry of "doghouse sex." Can you top these suggestions?