How Should I Respond to This Publicist?

Here's a fun game we can play.

May 15, 2012 at 12:30pm | Leave a comment

Here's a game we can play. This unidentified publicist is too lazy to actually look at our website and would like me to fill in the blanks for her.

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I suggested a simple response.

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Jane bested me.

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Cat popped up at the last minute with the dark-horse entry of "doghouse sex."  Can you top these suggestions?