Would I have to start planning outfits around the tattoo like I plan for weather?
I'm keeping this week's Corgi Column as short and sweet as Spondee's little legs, mostly because I drank a lot of vodka last night and the bean is looking at me forlornly because he needs to go for a walk so I can't sap my strength with writing (because, again, vodka).
If this was really bean-leg-length based, it would only be two and a half inches long (we recently measured him with an IKEA paper tape measure) so, technically, I've already gone over my limit and should get to the part where I ask you to share pet pictures.
Besides, you're not here for me. You're here for the bean.
You're here for the bumble bean.
Now, I implore you to share all manner of man's best friend(s) dressed up in fancy dress. Obviously, pets (willingly!) wearing Halloween costumes would be most thematically appropriate, but I will also accept a range of other creative options. Family photos? Go for it. Random acts of dog weddings? Also applicable.
Before you start, here's one more necktie shot for the road:
Happy Halloween, everyone.
I've basically given up on Instagram outside of posting bean pictures. He's even shed all over my profile picture. You're very welcome.